Monday, September 27, 2010

Constellations and Libations


To see stars, you either have to go outside, or get punched in the head*. The latter is definitely unpleasant, and the former is sometimes unpleasant, especially if it is chilly outside and you are one of those ridiculous people who is always cold and always asks hot-blooded me if I am cold and if I need a coat as though I were a child of five. That annoys me. Also, If I were five, I'd punch you in the head, because I was not cold then either.

Just keep your observations about my state of dress or undress to yourself and admire these highball glasses, complete with carrying case for your next stargazing excursion.

*For the purposes of this entry, these are the only two ways, although in reality there are many others.

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