Monday, October 4, 2010

Rendered Tender

A fan of beating the meat? This specimen won't work at well as the metal variety, but it's so much cooler looking. Speaking of specimen, this reminds me of Jurassic Park. You know, where they make dinosaurs by finding old amber that had big, burly, blood-stuffed mosquitoes in it and cloning all kinds of scary dudes from the DNA they were able to recover? That looked fun. If I could own any dinosaur, it would be a Snugglesaurus. I was completely unaware that this type of dinosaur existed until I had my baby. At least half of his clothing features this terrifying beast. Here is what I have learned about my new favorite dino, the Snugglesaurus:

1) It is usually green, but can be blue or tan colored.
2) It smiles a lot.
3) Studies show that it was "ferociously cute".

Sounds good to me.

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