Are you into tiny little studs? Who isn't? Me. I like my studs large, in charge, and too big to fit into one of these minute holes, which is the same way I like all my other jewelry. Speaking of jewelry, shouldn't this blond chick be wearing some? She's in the jewelry display business, after all.
OK, I figured it out. She got home. She changed into her favorite comfy green outfit. She took off all her jewelry and hung it on her jewelry tree (not pictured) and is now talking on the phone with her best girlfriend, Mandy, while a serial killer hides in her closet wearing all the jewelry she just took off.
She glances over and notices her jewelry is mysteriously missing just when Mandy begins to tell her about a slew of local murders, where, you guessed it, the only thing missing from the home was the jewelry from the victims' jewelry trees.
DUN. DUN. DUN.
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