Heard it Through the Grape Vine

The most important thing? I have TWO of these bad babies. TWO. Oh, the riches.

What do California raisins remind you of? I'll tell you what they remind me of. They remind of of all the short, chubby girls I see every day wearing skinny jeans with tight shirts and tennis shoes. Stop it. Just stop it. Please, if you must wear skinny jeans, learn to style them properly. Wear a large billowy something over your skinny jeans to hide your doughy center like I do.

OK, I'm almost done. These things have a diameter of about five inches. Use them to store your favorite type of raisin. I am partial to the golden kind.

$8 each, $15 for the pair