Raise your hand if you like sandwiches! OK, imagine the following situations without a sandwich involved, and you will feel sad:1) You are with your family and you are on a picnic. The sun is warm. You're doing some amateur bird watching, which your teenage children find fascinating. "Tell me more!" says Trayden. "Can I use your field manual to identify the next one?" says Maddossynne. Your wife is hot. But, you have NO sandwiches. Also, your kids have horrible names.
2) Sitting in front of you are a perspiring can of soda, a bag of your favorite chips, a bunch of cold red grapes (crunchy, not squishy), and... NO sandwich.
3) You really want a sandwich. You can practically feel your lunch meat of choice moving in a chewed mass over your tongue and sliding down your throat, leaving behind only the tang of mustard and pepperoncinis, but you have... say it with me... no sandwich. Not a one.
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