Spout It Out

I'm a little teapot, palm-sized and stout

Japanese construction is what it's all about

Put some soy sauce in me, then pour it out

Now you taste umami in your mouth

$10

Rabbit. Grab it!

This bunny guy is designed to hold cotton trip in his body cavity. You just coil up and shove in as much as you can, leaving the end to stick out like it's his fluffy wil' tail. Then you just pull off what you need for whatever you need (Please don't tell me. I don't want to know.) until he is totally empty inside. And repeat.

Here on Found of You, I love to explore an object's destinies outside of its predetermined uses. So many objects get stuffed into their little boxes, literally and figuratively, because someone has decided that they are used for this or that purpose. They get stereotyped into being an "apple corer", a "nail clipper", or "bubble wrap" when we could also be thinking "foot massager", "bang trimmer", or "pants". So, if you're saying, "I don't use cotton trip. I don't need this bunny wunny around me," maybe you should instead be saying, "I really need a place to store some watch batteries and steel wool, or I could give this to my Mom as an accessory for her window planters, or my girlfriend has been saying she wants a Rabbit."

Personally, I think this handsome hare here is reason enough to start incorporating more cotton trip into your day to day existence. If you have suggestions on how to do this, please leave them in the comments here or on Facebook.

$10

Pennies in a Pinch

This Post-It sized coin purse opens in a pinch, with a pinch. It attaches to your keys like it ain't no thang. You could even put other things in it besides coins!

Let's say you're going to a frat house BBQ, and your date is diabetic. You've got wood chips, a packet of honey, and a condom. Or maybe you're out shopping with your great grandmother! You're going to need cash, a place to store stolen Sweet'N Low, and some straw for urine absorption. You could also find yourself going camping with James Franco!!! Actually, you couldn't. James Franco would never go camping with you.

$6

Meow Do You Do?

This man here is a kitty treat receptacle. Much like a real cat, when you tip back this cute guy's head to get something out, he meows. He takes two AA batteries, which is not so much like a real cat.

Please try not to feel constrained by the labels and imagery going on here. Yes, the cat is holding a fish and has a mouse in his pocket, but these are the sorts of treats he must catch himself. You need only buy kitty treats from the pet store to fill his pleasantly burgeoning belly. If you want to go CRAZY, don't even put cat treats in here even though it is clearly labeled for the purpose of cat treating. Put whatever in there. I certainly won't tell.

$7 (discounted from $10)

Magical Wax

Unicorns aren't real, so does this candle really exist? It sure does, and if you are a child of the 80s, you are feeling a bit nostalgic right now. Unicorns are awesome.

People who might enjoy this would be the aforementioned 80s children, young girls, older girls, men who like unicorns, and anyone who desires to see a unicorn melt.

$5