This Texas Ware plate is for someone who loves space. When I think about space, I get frightened. It's so big and has no end! I could get sucked out there one day and never be able to come back, like in Star Trek Voyager. The other day my husband asked me if I ever think about the fact that pretty soon, a huge earthquake will probably kill tons of us and change life as we know it for the rest of us. I said I prefer not to think about it, and that's how I feel about space. It's just too scary for me.
It would also be an awesome present for someone who was born on July 28th, 1969, because that is when the historic event depicted here happened. I know this because it says so on the plate.
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This bottle looks like a mermaid apartment building! In my dreams I can breathe underwater if I relax myself and concentrate on taking slow, deep breaths. It's similar to learning to breathe while snorkeling. My point is, if I were dreaming, I would love to live in this mermaid apartment building bottle under the sea, but in real life, I couldn't. I would drown.
It's Fall, so it's getting a little chilly. But, what if you couldn't feel temperature? What if you were born without the ability to distinguish between ice and water? Between a popsicle and cheese sauce? Between sheet metal and your own face? That would be terrible. You would need this thermometer to tell you that it was Fall. Otherwise, you wouldn't know it was Fall... wait for it... at all!
What could possibly be better than two people who love each other? Two blue roosters that love each other and are featured on this lovely enameled metal napkin holder. Now if only they could legally get hitched, this whole situation would be near perfect. Imagine it: You have a great place to put your napkins, your guests are impressed, and love knows no bounds.
