Easy Cheesy

I'm not a fan of mice. They ruin my dry goods, they smell bad when they die, and they aren't as cute as owls. Owls are precious. That said, I would still be polite during Chucky Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre. Yes, even though mice are not my thing, I would not heckle, yawn, sigh, spit, cough, tinker, fidget, twiddle anything, whisper to my theatre companion during dramatic monologues, or even hurl old greasy slices of pizza at his obnoxious little whiskered face, because that's just what I do. I'm a very decent person.

This is an insulated backpack for carrying hot pizza. That's what she said.

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