Superbook

It's a bird! It's a plane! No!!! It's this awesome book! If this book were about someone else, like, say, you, it wouldn't be as awesome, because you haven't done any superhuman anything, and the book would only have a few pages. First there would be the title page, and then the page with the copyright information on it and the library of congress stuff, and then there'd be one page that said, "Ima B. Lazy never did anything superhuman, ever. Maybe some subhuman stuff, but certainly never anything superhuman, or even super for that matter. Yawn." Then there would be a blank sheet of paper, and maybe the back of the book would have a blurb on it. So, that's why this book is about Superman, and not you.

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