Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Call it a Wallet

Feeling patriotic? You should be. Every time you think about hating the US of A, go ahead and try to think of somewhere else (OK, besides Europe and Canada) that you'd rather live. No? Can't? Also, do you speak any languages other than English? I didn't think so. So just give your lack of patriotism a rest. Your lazy unilingual "dolla dolla bill y'all" butt loves it here and you know it.

I would love to move to Canada if I could take all my favorite restaurants with me. That would be my only stipulation. Let's talk, Canada.

$10

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